From $12,000
Closing Keynote Humor
60 to 75 minutes of audience-specific material to close a sales kickoff, all-hands or annual conference on a high.
- ✓Pre-event culture call
- ✓Custom material window
- ✓Light Q&A option
Services
Six service formats. One standard.
Every booking starts with the same question: who is in the room, and what do you need them to feel by the end of it? Then we work backwards.
From $8,500 / day
Conference Emcee / Host
A professional host who runs the day, introduces speakers, fills time when the panel runs short, and keeps sponsors happy.
- ✓Run-of-show review
- ✓Sponsor read coordination
- ✓On-site green-room support
From $9,500
Sales Kickoff Energizer
30 to 45 minutes built around your sales themes — the rare moment your reps will actually quote on Monday.
- ✓Theme integration
- ✓Internal anecdote sourcing
- ✓Optional regional callbacks
From $11,000
Holiday Gala Performance
Clean, family-friendly evening sets calibrated for board members, partners and plus-ones in the room.
- ✓Seasonal material
- ✓Dress-code coordination
- ✓Plus-one safe content
From $7,500
Leadership Offsite Set
Smaller-room formats (20–200 attendees) with optional fireside Q&A for executive retreats.
- ✓Intimate-room formats
- ✓Discussion option
- ✓Off-the-record agreement
From $5,500
Virtual & Hybrid Events
Studio-broadcast comedy sets engineered for the rhythm of a screen audience.
- ✓Pre-recorded option
- ✓Captioning included
- ✓Streaming platform tested
Pricing reflects the artist, the date and the room.
Listed minimums are honest. Final fees depend on which performer is right for your audience, travel distance, and whether you need exclusivity in your market for 30 or 60 days. Procurement-friendly: W-9, COI, Net-30 standard. Wires, ACH and corporate card all accepted.